Christmas After Kids – Are you licking the ornaments? by Megan Rix
“Christmas After Kids”, as told by Megan Rix. After Thanksgiving, the same scene plays out almost every single night at about 11 pm. Either Ryan or I fly out of bed and proclaim, “Did you move that damn elf?” The scene is even more frantic when Ryan is at the station and I am home alone to brainstorm. But…the answer is almost always the same. Shit. No. You see, Christmas before kids was my favorite time of the